74 Quotes by Victor Borge

I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't.

I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible...and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary.

Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year

Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

...the elephant smoked too much.

What is the difference between a Nazi and a dog?The Nazi lifts his arm.

(Shortly after Germany forced Denmark to sign a non-aggression pact in 1939) How nice. Now the Germans can sleep in peace, knowing that they will not be invaded by us.

I do not have a single white note on my piano; my elephant smoked too much.

Beethoven wrote in three flats a lot. That's because he moved twice.