65 Quotes by Victoria Wood

Life is a windowless room in the Hotel Bellevue.

If you behave normally, people treat you normally. It's only when you act as if you're someone special that they feel obliged to stand on ceremony.

Life's not fair, is it? Some of us drink champagne in the fast lane, and some of us eat our sandwiches by the loose chippings on the A597.

Music is an element that should be part and parcel of every child's life via the education system.

I know I've got a degree. Why does that mean I have to spend my life with intellectuals? I've got a lifesaving certificate but I don't spend my evenings diving for a rubber brick with my pyjamas on.

I sometimes think that being widowed is God's way of telling you to come off the Pill.

I once went to one of those parties where everyone throws their car keys into the middle of the room. I don't know who got my moped, but I drove that Peugeot for years.

Music enriches people's lives in the same way paintings and literature do. Everybody deserves that.

In my day we didn't have sex education, we just picked up what we could off the television.