65 Quotes by Victoria Wood

All my friends started getting boyfriends, but I didn't want a boyfriend, I wanted a thirteen-colour biro.

Sexual harassment at work... is it a problem for the self-employed?

I have stayed true to that first idea that people can have a day in their lives that is very important and if they can reconnect with that day, reconnect with the people they were then, they can suddenly revive their emotions.

My mother, she didn't believe in praise. She'd never say anything was great. I think that's quite Northern, to not make people feel too good. I didn't mind if she was proud of me or not, it didn't bother me. I was never trying to please her.

Acting is not my favourite thing. I don't like wearing costumes and wigs.

In London it's easy not to be the focus of attention, especially when Sting lives in the house just behind you.

Radio killed variety and TV killed radio, and the internet will kill television and it will go on and on.

I used to make my own food and ate on my own in my room.

Well, I think there's not much of a chance for me finding somebody of my age. Gentlemen of my age are dropping down 30 years to find girlfriends.