65 Quotes by Victoria Wood

I like writing a lot more than I used to. I used to find it scary but now I've got used to it once it gets going. I used to find it hard to start. Fear of the blank page. The first thing you write down won't bear any relation to what's in your head and that's always disappointing.

A lot of panel programmes rely on men topping each other, or sparring with each other, which is not generally a very female thing.

I haven't got a waist. I've just got a sort of place, a bit like an unmarked level crossing.

In my 20s I was going round seeing agents who were patronising because I was fat and a girl, which was a double whammy. I knew what it was to feel out-of-the-loop.

People always think I hate doing interviews. I don't. I wouldn't do them if I didn't like them.

i forgot to ask how's your husband Mrs O""oh, he's dead miss babs""how terrible, how?""his heart stopped beating

i forgot to ask how's your husband Mrs O" "oh, he's dead miss babs" "how terrible, how?" "his heart stopped beating

I thought coq au vin was love in a lorry.

Thanx for all you did and said, i'm so grateful dad's not dead