65 Quotes by Victoria Wood

Music is an element that should be part and parcel of every child’s life via the education system.

Everyone I meet is gay, married or crackers.

I haven’t got a waist. I’ve just got a sort of place, a bit like an unmarked level crossing.

I sometimes think that being widowed is God’s way of telling you to come off the Pill.

In Russia, show the least athletic aptitude and they’ve got you dangling off the parallel bars with a leotard full of hormones.

Acting is not my favourite thing. I don’t like wearing costumes and wigs.

I like writing a lot more than I used to. I used to find it scary but now I’ve got used to it once it gets going. I used to find it hard to start. Fear of the blank page. The first thing you write down won’t bear any relation to what’s in your head and that’s always disappointing.

I know I’ve got a degree. Why does that mean I have to spend my life with intellectuals? I’ve got a lifesaving certificate but I don’t spend my evenings diving for a rubber brick with my pyjamas on.

I once went to one of those parties where everyone throws their car keys into the middle of the room. I don’t know who got my moped, but I drove that Peugeot for years.