330 Quotes by W. C. Fields

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    Philadelphia, wonderful town, spent a week there one night.

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    I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink. That’s the one thing I’m indebted to her for.

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    A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her.

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    No one likes the fellow who is all rogue, but we’ll forgive him almost anything if there is warmth of human sympathy underneath his rogueries. The immortal types of comedy are just such men.

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    If I had to live my life over, I’d live over a saloon.

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    It ain’t what they call you, it’s what you answer to.

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    Never mind what I told you – you do as I tell you.

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    Comedy is a serious business. A serious business with only one purpose – to make people laugh.

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