330 Quotes by W. C. Fields

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    So long as the presence of death lurks with anyone who goes through the simple act of swallowing, I will make mine whiskey.

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So long as the presence of death lurks with anyone who goes through the simple act of swallowing, I will make mine whiskey.

-W. C. Fields

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.

-W. C. Fields

I don't drink water. Have you seen the way it rusts pipes?

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I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

-W. C. Fields

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    Comedy is a serious business. A serious business with only one purpose--to make people laugh.

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Comedy is a serious business. A serious business with only one purpose--to make people laugh.

-W. C. Fields

Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.

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A merry Christmas to all my friends except two.

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Some people are born losers; others acquire the knack gradually.

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    Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.

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Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.

-W. C. Fields

 

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