442 Quotes by W. S. Gilbert

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    We've seen so many foolish happenings at companies where the auditors don't do their job.

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    That's frustrating because after the scrimmages that's the one thing I thought we were doing well. We were running the football really well.

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    Cleveland, because of the other businesses we have there now, is certainly a place we would look at. We're always open to talking.

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    The pool has seen dramatically declining use since the mid-1990s. We've been operating in the red, but fewer people are coming each year.

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    When in that House MPs divide/If they've a brain and cerebellum, too/They've got to leave that brain outside/And vote just as their leaders tell 'em to.

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    When the computers came in and took over, things got much cheaper. In the old days, dedicated video equipment was very expensive. Today the entry point is much lower. I would never buy anything I couldn't pay for in two years, because it becomes obsolete.

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