442 Quotes by W. S. Gilbert

I heard the crash, like a skidding noise. Then I saw the transformer explode and felt the house shake.

Something lingering with boiling oil in it, I fancy.

We knew they would be pressing us and trying to set the tempo they wanted. We tried everything at the beginning not to allow that. But they're just such a good team that when they decided they wanted to run, they would run.

Bless your heart, they don't mind--they're exceedingly kind-- They don't blame you--as long as you're funny!

I think once it's corrupted, it's corrupted and you need to throw it out.

I prefer to say the plans will accommodate some big-box users.

We know we've got a Herculean task in front of us, same as last year. Our (five) seniors didn't want to lose this one, though. They wanted to practice and play basketball at least one more week.

So there was a reduction of $14.5 million statewide.

Oh, don't the days seem lank and long When all goes right and nothing goes wrong, And isn't your life extremely flat With nothing whatever to grumble at!