58 Quotes by Walt Kelly

Thar's only two possibilities: Thar is life out there in the universe which is smarter than we are, or we're the most intelligent life in the universe. Either way, it's a mighty sobering thought. (Porkypine)

Thank goodness modern convenience is a thing of the remote future.

Some is more equal than others, as is well known. (Tammananny Tiger)

When we become negative and ungrateful, it is important to remember... We have met the enemy; and he is us.

Man tries to swallow meaning whole as a dog would eat his dinner.

If I could only write, I'd write a nasty letter to the mayor, if he could only read.

The best break anybody ever gets is in bein' alive in the first place. An' you don't unnerstan' what a perfect deal it is until you realizes that you ain't gone be stuck with it forever, either.

Many years ago in a period commonly know as Next Friday Afternoon, there lived a King who was very Gloomy on Tuesday mornings because he was so Sad thinking about how Unhappy he had been on Monday and how completely Mournful he would be on Wednesday ...

Flattery looks like friendship, just like a wolf looks like a dog. Food for thought is no substitute for the real thing.