58 Quotes by Walt Kelly

Now, really, how archCan you be when you marchWith a sword, With a spear? You belongTo a curious team,You're in the extreme,Maybe left, Maybe right,Maybe wrong.

We have met the enemy and he is us.

You want to cut down air pollution? Cut down the original source... Breathin'!

At wuntz? What HE do?What HE do? Who do?Wuntz do hoo doo? How do he do hoo doo?Once do who do? What? What!? To wit, WHAT.

She touched me onceAnd life then stopped.She held my hand,My frog heart hopped.She left my mouthAnd formed a smileWith lips that promised:“In a while.”I look, I hope, I stand, a dunce—Where is the one who touched me once?

Don't take life so serious, son...it ain't no how permanent.--Porky Pine, June 19-24, 1950

Don't take life so serious. It ain't nohow permanent.

Oop—I is tripped.

Yowpee! I pulls my brandin' irons an' comes out a-bitin' the dust—a reg'lar Hoopalong Cassowary!