223 Quotes by Wanda Sykes

Women and our right to choose were going to be challenged with Ashcroft around. When Bush appointed Ashcroft, I went out and got me four abortions. I stocked up. The doctor was like, 'Listen, you're not pregnant.' I said, 'Hey, just shut up and do your job. I'm exercising my right while I can, dammit.

Why don't you marry another gay guy? That was fun...

Men are dogs. Men are dogs. We got to stop it. Men are not dogs. Uh-uh. Dogs are loyal.

My worlds collide. When one things happens, it just starts a domino effect - everything else goes on.

To me, political office should be like jury duty. You should just get a notice in mail one day and be like, I'm Secretary of State next month!

If you feel like there's something out there that you're supposed to be doing, if you have a passion for it, then stop wishing and just do it.

I know every time I fly, I get checked twice: they stop me at security, and then, they get me again at the gate. And last time, it was so bad, they actually made me go through the machine with the luggage.

If something stinks, I say it stinks. But I try to massage it a little and not be as cutting, come behind it with a joke: Hey, I cut you deep, but now let me put a couple of stitches in you.

I knew something was wrong with the economy when the shampoo girl at my salon closed on a six bedroom house.