223 Quotes by Wanda Sykes

When life gives you lemons don't make lemonade, make pink lemonade. Be unique.

Now, I think the people who are still doing stand-up are doing it because they love stand-up.

My neighbor, she invited me to an Elvis party. I told her I couldn't come 'cause I'd be too busy making fun of her from behind my blinds.

People say, 'Well don't you regret not having kids?' And I go, 'No, not really.' And then if they keep asking, I always say this, 'Well, you know, maybe I'll adopt.' But I don't mean that. It's just something I say to make me sound like a nicer person.

I was funny around my family. My family, they’re pretty funny, too.

When life gives you lemons don’t make lemonade, make pink lemonade. Be unique.

If you feel like there’s something out there that you’re supposed to be doing, if you have a passion for it, then stop wishing and just do it.

I feel today’s society is so judgmental.

Seriously, I don’t need a gun. I’m easily annoyed. I would shoot people in my house that I invited over.