223 Quotes by Wanda Sykes

If you’re passionate about your work, it makes the people around you want to be involved too.

My neighbor, she invited me to an Elvis party. I told her I couldn’t come ’cause I’d be too busy making fun of her from behind my blinds.

I’m proud to be a woman. I’m proud to be a black woman, and I’m proud to be gay.

I’m here today because I refused to be unhappy. I took a chance.

I hate when women compare men to dogs. Men are not dogs. Dogs are loyal. I’ve never found any strange panties in my dog’s house.

Whatever I talk about is what I’m interested in at the time. Politics are big with me. But being a mom is taking up most of my time. My act is more family-oriented than it is about politics.

I don’t like the saying keep your friends close and enemies closer. I want my enemy on a different planet.

I’m always thinking of stuff; I just don’t sit down and write it. I come up with material more as I go along; if something funny happens, I’ll make a note of it on my phone.

I’m really funny now.