223 Quotes by Wanda Sykes

I love Costas. He’s knows too much, but he’s a good guy.

But I understand that relationship; I understand how the mother-in-law, daughter-in-law relationship has so many conflicts because it’s so forced.

In ’87, I used to do this awful, awful James Brown impression.

As soon as you say ‘I do,’ you’ll discover that marriage is like a car. Both of you might be sitting in the front seat, but only one of you is driving. And most marriages are more like a motorcycle than a car. Somebody has to sit in the back, and you have to yell just to be heard.

It’s easier to rip somebody to shreds while you’re making them laugh.

My worlds collide. When one things happens, it just starts a domino effect – everything else goes on.

Good comics stick around. There are people who have TV shows that might be successful, but comics can’t really fake it. If you say, ‘Hey, I love what you guys are doing – you’re funny,’ then you’re in. It’s legit.

Men don’t hear women.

Once you start making money, you can be an ass. But I am not an ass. I’m too lazy, that takes a lot of energy.