223 Quotes by Wanda Sykes

Usually, there’s nothing being thrown toward the stage or at me. Then I feel pretty good about it.

That word sassy – it haunts me. I keep getting the sassy thing.

I’m going to leave The Wanda Sykes Show and try to get her job because $5 million ain’t too bad!

Ok so there’s no TV shows, no movies going on fine, but I love going on stage and performing stand up so my situation is a little better than someone who’s strictly just an actor or actress.

But I think funny and talent will always win out; I mean, of course there are hurdles, but I think if you’re funny you will get over all of that.

To me, political office should be like jury duty. You should just get a notice in mail one day and be like, I’m Secretary of State next month!

I really can’t pinpoint the one moment when I said I want to be a comic.

We never hid anything from the kids. I feel whole again, I really do. I’ve told them, ‘Mommy’s boo-boo is much better now.’

I have problems with YouTube and things like that, when you catch it mid production. If I’m doing a show and I’m working on a bit and someone’s there with a phone, they record it and put it online – it’s not the finished product.