120 Quotes by Warren Beatty

If you're going to get married, do it in the morning. That way, if it dosent work out ; you haven't wasted the whole day.

You know, you left without saying good-bye. That's not like you, not that I have the slightest idea what you're like.

How can anybody hate nurses? Nobody hates nurses. The only time you hate a nurse is when they're giving you an enema.

I believe if a private citizen is able to affect public opinion in a constructive way he doesn't have to be an elected public servant to perform a public service.

I don't want to run for governor, but I don't think anyone should put public service out of the question because that's not what a good citizen does.

My notion of a wife at 40 is that a man should be able to change her, like a bank note, for two 20s.

Marriage requires a special talent, like acting. Monogamy requires genius.

Organized labor, if they're doing a responsible job, is going to organize the pooling of small amounts of money to protect the interests of the people who are not rich.

To say that people would cease to come to California if they would have to pay more taxes is to underestimate the advantages of being in California - mightily.