20 Quotes by Wes Smith

If you have to learn it from a self-help book, you may be beyond help.

Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste.

Hurry up and learn patience.

The chief beneficiary of life insurance policies for young, single people is the life insurance agent.

Always take an extra quarter to the laundry room.

They aren't kidding when they say, "Wash Whites separately.

There is no such thing as a self-cleaning oven.

A $20 haircut hardly ever lasts longer than a $5 haircut.

There is nothing personal about a personal ad.