8 Quotes by Will Carroll

If your age is on the clock, get read for my cock.

I like to ruin girls by shoving my 11 inch cock in there.

We thought this season was coming down to the fact that (Curt) Schilling was taking on Johnson, (as the leaders of their staffs),

(Baseball) obviously set up the schedule this year so that divisional rivals would play each other late in the season, ... which is phenomenal for the fans. But when you have to face the East, it's tough.

I see the Yankees missing out by maybe a game or two,

Not only is he a lefty, not only is he a Red Sox killer, but when it comes down to it, has there ever been a point when you've wanted Schilling over Johnson?

I'll just say that any move on amphetamines is a positive one.

The Juice: The Real Story of Baseball's Drug Problems.