105 Quotes by Will Cuppy

The Pike is the meanest and most vicious of fresh-water fishes. This is caused by heredity and environment, or unfortunate social conditions in the water.

Etiquette, or dog in the original Coptic, means behaving yourself a little better than is absolutely essential.

Pike spawn in February, March, and April because they cannot wait until May.

A hermit is simply a person to whom civilization has failed to adjust itself.

Armadillos make affectionate pets, if you need affection that much.

The pre-frontal region of the Peking man resembles that found in some parts of the Middle West.

Etiquette means behaving yourself a little better than is absolutely essential.

Some people lose all respect for the lion unless he devours them instantly. There is no pleasing some people.

Caesar might have married Cleopatra, but he had a wife at home. There's always something.