105 Quotes by Will Cuppy

Orangutans teach us that looks are not everything-but warned near it.

The wren-box problem is becoming more acute each year, for wrens now demand better housing conditions and labor-saving devices.

The hippopotamus looks monogamous- he looks as if he would have to be.

A few Cobras in your home will soon clear it of Rats and Mice. Of course, you will still have the Cobras.

As Darwin puts it in The Descent of Man, 'Male snakes, though appearing so sluggish, are amorous.' Isn't that just like Darwin? It was one of his main ideas, you know, that the males of almost all animals have stronger passions than the females. Since then we've learned a thing or two. At any rate, the female snake is right there when spring arrives in the woods.

It is because of his brain that [modern man] has risen above the animals. Guess which animals he has risen above.

Let's not be too quick to blame the human race for everything. A great many species of animals became extinct before man ever appeared on earth.

All Modern Men are descended from a Wormlike creature but it shows more on some people.

I do not travel. I am not much of an extrovert, and I'm not much interested in extroverted objects. I do not care for the 'ideas' of novelists. Novels are wonderful, of course, but I prefer newspapers.