14 Quotes by Will Grace

But we were at the funeral. We scattered a trash bag full of his ashes!

Jack-This makes me feel like a man. Will-Yeah. Jack- No, seriously, I'm going to need a man after we're done.

(Jack prepairing to tell his mom he's gay)Grace: You'd think after 30 years it'd be liberating.Jack: Oh no, we're not telling her I'm 30!

Karen-she was all over you, your JLo's JMo

Karen- OK, rule number one. Unless you're served in a frosted glass, never come within four feet of my lips.

Karen- I'm not good or real...I'm evil, and imaginary.

Karen- Grace. It's Christmas, for goodness sake. Think about the baby Jesus: up in that tower, letting his hair down... so that the three wise men can climb up and spin the dradel and see if there are six more weeks of winter.

JLo-so karen hows married life?Karen-well it only lasted 20 minutesJLo-Oh is that short?

Will, does it hurt your back....kissing your own ass like that?