20 Quotes by Will Leamon

If your dog, your best friend turns on you, take a good look at yourself. You may have a serious personality disorder.

Praise the innocence of childhood....soon forgotten

God could not be everywhere, so he created mothers.

The devil is always around the corner.

Closure means the door is "kinda shut"..we use it like a temporary swab to dab a bleeding wound that will never heal--only clot.

We don't own life, we live under a rental agreement which can be terminated at anytime without notice.

One opinion can make a fool out of a once wise person

No matter how many indigested actions a female appears to exhibit to the male psyche, she is still a woman. She's the specialty of the house. However she doesn't come at a sale price. Considering her value, a woman is one of the best deals life has to offer.

Trust comes and goes like a whisper of wind