1,171 Quotes by Will Rogers

Hundreds and hundreds of beautiful horses in the parade and a man without a silver saddle is a vagrant.

An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.

Asking Europe to disarm is like asking a man in Chicago to give up his life insurance.

Heroing is one of the shortest-lived professions there is.

How is the government going to get the extra taxes? Out of the rich, or just out of the poor, as usual?

The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.

Everytime a lawyer writes something, he is not writing for posterity, he is writing something so that endless others of his craft can make a living out of trying to figure out what he said. Course perhaps he really haden't said anything, that's what makes it so hard to explain.

The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one that's out always looks the best.

Will somebody please tell me what they do with all the Vice-Presidents a bank has? Why the United States is the biggest business institution in the world, and they got only one Vice-President and nobody has ever found anything for him to do.