1,171 Quotes by Will Rogers

I never lack material for my humor column when Congress is in session.

There is an awful lot of difference between reading something and actually seeing it, for you can never tell, till you see it, just how big a liar History is.

The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.

The trouble with land is that they're not making it anymore.

That's one thing about Republican Presidents. They never went in much for plans. They only had one plan. It says "Boys, my head is turned. Just get it while you can.

You can take any line of business and skill and the ones who do it the best are the ones who get the most money for it.

Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting a new coach

On account of us being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.