1,171 Quotes by Will Rogers

I never met a man I didn't like

If any of us had a child that we thought was as bad as we know we are, we would have cause to start to worry.

Everything worthwhile is a good idea, but did you ever notice there is more bad ideas that will work than there is good ones?

There is something about a Republican that you can only stand him just so long; and on the other hand, there is something about a Democrat that you can't stand him quite that long.

I am always going to do my best, no matter where I am.

Mayor Scott and I go to the same church. He's a friend of mine ... I just think I can provide stronger leadership.

Live your life so that whenever you lose, you are ahead.

A Democrat is just like a baby. If it's hollering and making a lot of noise, there is nothing serious the matter with it. When it's quiet and doesn't pay much attention to anything, that's when it's really dangerous.

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.