1,171 Quotes by Will Rogers

Politics has got so expensive that it takes lots of money to even get beat with.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else, but when it happens to you, why it seems to lose some of its Humor, and if it keeps on happening, why the entire laughter kinder Fades out of it.

Our whole Depression was brought on by gambling, not in the stock market alone but in expanding and borrowing and going in debt... all just to make some easy money quick.

I'm not so much interested in the return ON my money as I am in the return OF my money.

After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him... The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.

It looks to me like any man that wants to be President in times like these lacks something.

The problem ain't what people know. It's what people know that ain't so that's the problem.

I don't make jokes. I just watch government and report the facts.

The fellow that can only see a week ahead is always the popular fellow, for he is looking with the crowd. But the one that can see years ahead, he has a telescope but he can't make anybody believe that he has it.