1,171 Quotes by Will Rogers

People love high ideals, but they got to be about 33-percent plausible

So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way.

Many a politician wishes there was a law to burn old records.

There's no way in the world you're going to make a political party respectable unless you keep it out of office.

Personally, I have always felt that the best doctor in the world is the Veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter...he's just got to know.

You can be killed just as dead in an unjustified war as you can in one protecting your own home.

Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.

My father was one-eighth Cherokee indian and my mother was quarter-blood Cherokee. I never got far enough in arithmetic to figure out how much injun that made me, but there's nothing of which I am more proud than my Cherokee blood.

Local conservation programs can help our communities shape thoughtful growth.