1,171 Quotes by Will Rogers

America has the best politicians money can buy.

Never blame a legislative body for not doing something. When they do nothing, that don't hurt anybody. When they do something is when they become dangerous.

If your Income Taxes go to help out the less fortunate, there could be no legitimate kick against it in the world. This is becoming the richest, and the poorest Country in the world. Why? Why, on account of an unequal distribution of the money.

People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide.

Farmers have about given up hope of getting farm relief and have decided to fertilize instead.

Government spending? I don't know what it's all about. I don't know any more about this thing than an economist does, and, God knows, he doesn't know much.

Our foreign dealings are an open book -- generally, a checkbook.

The budget is like a mythical bean bag. Congress votes mythical beans into it, then reaches in and tries to pull real ones out.

Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.