1,171 Quotes by Will Rogers

Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.

I joked about every prominent man in my lifetime, but I never met one I didn't like.

You give us long enough to argue over something and we will bring you in proofs to show that the Ten Commandments should never be ratified.

You know no nation has a monopoly on good things, each one has something that the others could well afford to adopt.

Congress didn't vote on the bills, they just wave at them as they go by.

I never mewt a man I didn't like.

The present generation doesn’t know what a milestone is. They go so fast nowadays that miles mean nothing.

My ancestors didn’t come over on the Mayflower, but they met ‘em at the boat.

We'll show the world we are prosperous if we have to go broke to do it.