1,171 Quotes by Will Rogers

We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.

America is the first country where people go to the poor house in their car.

In a real estate man's eye, the most expensive part of the city is where he has a house to sell

Invest in inflation. It is the only thing going up.

This thing of being a hero, about the main thing to it is to know when to die. Prolonged life has ruined more men than it ever made.

Every day you meet a delegation going to some convention to try and change the way of somebody else's life.

In Washington, one man could do what ten of them do. Things kinder run themselves, anyhow.

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.

Syntax must be bad, having sin and tax in it.