1,171 Quotes by Will Rogers

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to someone else

Farmers, get out your sense of humor. Congress meets to relieve you again next week.

Texas is a great state. It's the 'Old Man River' of states. No matter who runs it or what happens to it politically, it just keeps rolling along!

If you want to be successful, love what you are doing.

It's the fellow who knows when to quit that the audience wants more of.

The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the Republican Party the way it's been carrying on, then the rest of us ought to get it without even asking.

There should be one day when there is open season on senators.

She was so ugly she could make a mule back away from an oat bin.

You got to do more than just live in the country to be a Farmer.