1,171 Quotes by Will Rogers

There have been three great inventions since the beginning of time: fire, the wheel, and central banking.

Nothing makes a man broad-minded like adversity.

I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.

The whole thing about the women is, they lust to be misunderstood

Mothers are the only race of people that speak the same tongue. A mother in Manchuria could converse with a mother in Nebraska and never miss a word.

Farmers spend more time at Conventions than they do plowing.

I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him 'father.'

You have to have a serious streak in you, or you can't see the funny side of the other fellow.

Our public men are speaking every day on something, but they ain't saying anything.