5 Quotes by William Kotzwinkle

Some critics may say Noonday was mad. He was not. Toweringly weird, yes--mad, no. He saw that in five years he would attain the Presidency of the University. Form there he could embark on a career leading straight to the White House, that High Seat of the Lie, open only to holders of the Third Degree of Falsehood.

How's it going, man." "They found a carrot in my brain." "Sounds like a weird trip.

Their leader wore a Nazi helmet and had renamed himself Heimlich in honor of the man who ran the SS, not knowing he’d confused the Heimlich maneuver for rescuing choke victims and Heinrich Himmler.

Some critics may say Noonday was mad. He was not. Toweringly weird, yes – mad, no. He saw that in five years he would attain the Presidency of the University. Form there he could embark on a career leading straight to the White House, that High Seat of the Lie, open only to holders of the Third Degree of Falsehood.

Dear old Uncle Skulky, man, is the impossibly mad relative we all have sleeping in our souls.