9 Quotes by Wynne McLaughlin

It's all about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship's kitchen. (Oct 4, 2011)

Maybe history wouldn't have to repeat itself if we listened once in awhile.

If anaphylactic shock is wrong, I don't wanna bee bite.

My Halloween costume is Godot. I'm not showing up at the party, just texting the host every 10 minutes that I'm on my way.

I can't shake the feeling that all these conspiracy theorists are in on it.

I wrote a book on cats. In retrospect, I should have used paper, cause chapter six got hit by a car.

Maybe history wouldn’t have to repeat itself if we listened once in awhile.

My Halloween costume is Godot. I’m not showing up at the party, just texting the host every 10 minutes that I’m on my way.

I can’t shake the feeling that all these conspiracy theorists are in on it.