8 Quotes by Xavier Neal

Long Live Book Nerds!

I look like a huge cock ribbed for her pleasure.

Book boyfriend shirts are totally in style. At least when you’re a nerd, which is a totally acceptable thing to be.

If girls paid me for orgasms, let’s just say I’d make Bill Gates look poor.

Happy Endings are profitable. People can get misery for free.

For the record. Orgasms do make everything better.

Papa wasn’t a rolling stone. Papa was a raging fist.

I don’t have a crush on the guy who eats my garbage! That’s... that’s such a weird sentence to say.