60 Quotes by Yakov Smirnoff

My father described this tall lady who stands in the middle of the New York harbor, holding high a torch to welcome people seeking freedom in America. I instantly fell in love.

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington.

I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing - like showering.

I believe that laughter is a language of God and that we can all live happily ever laughter.

I fed my ego, but not my soul.

I believe there is a direct correlation between love and laughter.

We may have forgotten how to feel. Nobody is teaching us how to live happily ever after, as we've heard in fairy tales.

To my real estate agent, Chernobyl is a fixer-upper.

We have a choice - we can both think and feel, using our heads and our hearts.