60 Quotes by Yakov Smirnoff

Falling in love is a chemical reaction. But it wears off in a year. That's why you need a strong line of communication... which includes laughter.

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list.

If love is the treasure, laughter is the key.

Falling in love is a chemical reaction. But it wears off in a year.

If you have something important to say, Broadway and New York are great places to say it.

Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection.

It's kind of bittersweet. The human spirit is not measured by the size of the act, but by the size of the heart.

In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One.

I believe that love and laughter can only happen when one person takes the time to think about what would cause the other person to feel good.