60 Quotes by Yakov Smirnoff

After the Soviet Union collapsed, people thought I wasn’t funny anymore.

I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing – like showering.

We may have forgotten how to feel. Nobody is teaching us how to live happily ever after, as we’ve heard in fairy tales.

Men and women are immigrants in each other’s worlds.

Comedians are always hitting the topical notes that are on everybody’s minds.

There's depth in my comedy.