390 Quotes by Yogi Berra

Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel.

If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's gonna stop 'em.

In baseball, you don't know nothin'.

He must have made that before he died.

Almost every Monday I have a charity thing. I like that. I do.

It's never happened in the World Series competition, and it still hasn't.

If you can't imitate him, don't copy him.

Baseball player: "What time is it?" "You mean now?"

I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.