390 Quotes by Yogi Berra

The future isn't what is used to be.

I wish everybody had the drive he had. He never did anything wrong on the field. I'd never seen him dive for a ball, everything was a chest-high catch, and he never walked off the field.

Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical

Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.

Man was not made to travel faster than a baseball

If the fans don't come out to the ball park, you can't stop them .

You don't need Little League. You don't even need nine kids. Four is plenty-a pitcher, a batter, and a couple of shaggers. You can play ball all day long. My kids used to try to get me out there, but I'd just say, "Go play with your brothers." If kids want to do something, they'll do it. They don't need adults to do it for them.

I ain't the ulcer type, but I'm always worrying about something

Why don't you pair'em up in threes?