5 Quotes by Yukiko Motoya

When I woke up and looked in the mirror, I saw that my face had finally begun to forget who I was.I guessed my features had just been caught off guard that day. When I peered closer, they rushed to reassemble, as though to say, Oh, shit. But it was as if they couldn’t remember their original placement, and as a result, the final impression was a little off-kilter.

Life’s not worth living if you’re not tending to the whims and demands of a high-maintenance lover!

WARNING smiling muscle woman will strangle you to death.

Of course, there’s likely to be the occasional jeer or heckle from an insensitive bystander, pointing out that your lover is a bicycle saddle, but let this minor obstacle only stoke the flames of your love. Your partner will no doubt be prepared to be swung as hard as it takes to protect your honor. More important, most human men are no match for his manliness in bed.

I want to increase my barbell lifts by another thirty pounds before spring. And I want to get a dog, an adorable Yorkie.