561 Quotes by Zach Braff

I don't ask questions. I just figure the extra warm days are God's way of rewarding me for Garden State

I'm grown ass man and grown ass men can do whatever they want, got it?

It's hard for me not to be extraordinarily cute. I had to fight it.

You know I was just taking a dump one day, and then as I sat there I realized, I really do deserve better.

As a kid who wasn't into sports, at school I felt almost alienated at times, whereas in the theatre community there was this amazing sense of camaraderie. Early on, we would go to rehearsals with my dad and I was like the mascot for the backstage crew. That was a big part of my childhood, so I dreamed of one day doing a play in London.

So for front-runners we have a black and a woman. It's like being made to choose between syphilis or having and old man crap on your face. I would do the country a favor and run myself but I couldn't deprive Hollywood of me for 4 years.

They say the number on rule in showbusiness is not to work with animals. I guess I'm above the rules because I put up with that for seven years.

Lots of people were giving me flak when I made the deal to do the very last season of Scrubs for $350,000 an episode. When really I'm the one that's being cheated, because the writer's strike is keeping me from all the money that I could be making. I need to eat, too.

Sure the jews killed jesus, but the guy was an awful carpenter