561 Quotes by Zach Braff

They say that guys who like chick flicks tend to do a little better with the ladies. Well, I INVENTED the chick flick, so you can pretty much guess where that leaves me.

I can't say I agree with something that takes the focus away from me.

I think they're bogus, honestly. How utter garbage like Crash and Million Dollar Baby can win best picture, where true works of art such as Garden State go untouched is beyond me. It just proves how close-minded America really is, and I refuse to take part in it.

I think the Bible should be re-written for today's society. We can call it 'Scrubs.'

I am really driven, but my drive doesn't affect the conversations I have in my head about life, and worries and fears and insecurities.

Women are like parking spots, the best ones are handicapped.

After all meat is meat. I don't understand why so many people are bithing about it. It's very healthy and contains lots of vitamins

I once looked in the mirror at myself and noticed that, without a doubt, I am a sexy man. In fact, I don't think I'll ever get married...it just wouldn't be fair for my spouse to catch me enjoying a look in the mirror more than having sex with her.

I think in a play it's wise to just sit back and watch other actors and be able to shape it from the audience.