561 Quotes by Zach Braff

It's not terrible, I guess, but if Ricky Gervais was half as talented as me, maybe the show would actually be funny once in a while.

People often ask me when there's going to be a Mrs. Zach Braff. It's a confusing question sometimes because many people don't realize that my mother is named Mrs. Zach Braff.

I'm putting myself out there in a way I don't know if I ever have before.

I'm not lazy, I drive everywhere myself, the dog could've learned something from me.

I said, I'm on this TV show and I love doing it, but I don't want to be known always as the silly "Scrubs" guy... So part of me was like, You know what? Life's short. Let's go for it.

People compared Garden State to the Graduate, but when was the last time you saw Dustin Hoffman doing what I do?

Eight gold medals? If I wanted I could make a movie about me winning nine gold medals. Now that's real power.

Of course I don't use my A-material, it doesn't matter if they think I'm funny or not because they won't be thinking anything pretty soon anyways, if you caych my drift.

Without me, Scrubs would be worse than the holocaust. But with me in it, it's turned into the lolocaust.