561 Quotes by Zach Braff

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    One time a reporter asked me what my worst quality was. I looked him in the eyes then punched him in the face. I kind of felt bad about it later, but he didn't need to be rude.

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    I think Jersey is a character (in the film), and there's a dual meaning with a state of mind - a garden is where things begin.

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    I did theater for a few years while I was in New York, but it was tough having to perform scripts worse than what I knew I could write.

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    I'd never hit a woman unless I was already out of Viagra.

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    I really couldn't say how famous I really am, that's for the history books to decide. But I'll probably be pretty up there.

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    I've turned down a lot of proposed scripts for Scrubs episodes, mainly ones with AIDs patients. It sickens me, really. If you don't want AIDs, don't be a ice cream man. Or African. I'm neither and I'm fine.

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    Maybe that happens for the filmmakers, but I don't really feel that. I think they felt that before people started seeing the movie and Disney started to see what they had. And Disney saw some early reviews and that thing from Time came in and I think they were feeling a little bit of pressure. Then they started to see that they really had something good as you can see what they are putting into marketing.

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    I don't like the idea of drama schools. They only perpetuate the myth that everyone can do what I do

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    It's a good thing I'm a professional and could see the pure genius talent behind the raw sexual beauty.

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