561 Quotes by Zach Braff

When things seem to be slowing down, there's this little trick I like to play. I'd plow this virgin who's on her period, and after I'm done I'd just run out into the living room, or the dance floor, with all that bloody goop on my junk and yell, OH MY GOD, I'VE BEEN SHOT IN THE NADS! Yeah, good times.

If Democrats want to start winning elections in this country, they're going to have to start connecting with voters as well as I connect with my fans.

Oh I love children, but I could never eat a whole one.

They're huge shoes to fill ... if people see any similarities, he was a goofy guy who wasn't your stereotypical magazine poster boy, but he had the ability to be a great everyman. If I can set out to do anything in my career, it would be to play people that the people can relate to. Those are the parts I'm most interested in doing.

Of course killing people is 'wrong', but I think history shows that sometimes it serves the greater good.

I really do take more vacations than the president. You can quote me on that.

It was pretty much the last person we found - an independent financier who paid for the whole thing out of his pocket.

Gay men in L.A. are all a bunch of tens looking for an eleven.

I really don't give a care, I'm going to live for ever