561 Quotes by Zach Braff

Maybe that's all that family really is, a group of people who all miss the same imaginary place.

I'm a big proponent of 'Don't Ask, Don't tell,' in fact, I enforce it strictly on all of my dates. First, I don't ask them for sex, and then I warn them not to tell anyone after I'm through.

I don't get why arabs are so pissed off at us. I mean they have enough oil for all of them to drive a hummer at what, maybe 1.50 a gallon?

It's just people trying to get on TV, not like it's really going to do them any good since people can just watch me.

I always wanted to direct movies. That's what I set out to do. When I was a little kid I just dreamed of making movies, and I went to film school.

If a benevolent God exists, so does reincarnation. He wouldn't send me here just once.

I mean, some people accuse me of being racist. I'm totally not, I'm just better than everybody else.

If John McCain were really a war hero he would've won Vietnam.

Some people just can't handle that they will never be a better actor than me