561 Quotes by Zach Braff

Turning water to wine? I mean c'mon, that's stupid. They should have let me write the bible.

If it were up to me, it'd be outlawed. I mean, come on. Zach Braff was born streamlined, and that's how it should stay!

I came when I was in high school as part of a student exchange program with the Jewish Community Center in New Jersey, to Ramat Eliyahu. You come and volunteer for five weeks at a day camp. I was a teenager - I couldn't really appreciate it as much, and now I come back as an adult and I can really get the flavor of the city, and I love it.

Have I ever had sex with a hooker? I'd like to answer that question with a question of my own. Can just anyone look up police records?

My co-stars aren't bad actors, but they're no Zach Braff.

I mean, so what if it's a little dangerous? A one-armed kid is comedy gold.

Put God and me in a cage, what do you think who will win. God, because I created him.

In April 1975 I was born and the Vietnam War ended. I could not let any American die in war before seeing an episode of Scrubs.

My favorite meal? It has to be furburgers everyday in the morning.