561 Quotes by Zach Braff

Sure, they are the future of our world. Nike and Reebok need more factory workers every day.

When I let some girl take me in her mouth I think this is what Jesus must feel like during communion.

I could see why someone would want to make a website about me, and my quotes. They are all gold. How many people have written, directed AND starred in their own movies. I just don't know why they would want to put words into my mouth, I mean I did write, direct AND star in a critically acclaimed movie.

I had a very funny family.

It's funny when I read the tabloids and they're reporting on only a fraction of the life I'm leading.

I've never had much sympathy for orphans, I mean, when I was their age I would have killed to have no parents to make me clean my room and stuff

It raises several serious questions. For example, how can there possibly be more than one person as awesome as me?

I don't think that other races are inferior, I just think that there's something special about white people. Sometimes, when I think about all the things white people have accomplished throughout history, I smile, and I nod, and I think to myself, 'Yeah, I'm glad I'm on that team.'

Some people just don't want to put in the effort. I just show up and say some lines and I'm famous. Anyone living below the poverty line just needs to shape up or be shipped out, you know?